Whether you consider him a rebel or a psychotic, J.D. Hands down this is the easiest quote to work into daily conversation and it works as a handy online gif for moments of low to medium-low snark. It’s a sad bit of irony that Kim Walker (Heather Chandler) actually died of a brain tumor. Do these symptoms appear near your inner thighs, armpits, chest, groin, or buttocks? School’s canceled today because Kurt & Ram killed themselves in a repressed, homosexual, suicide pact.”, Heather Chandler: “God, Veronica. Click here. Veronica: (laughs) “Great!” I’m just a little freaked here. Nobody is going to care about exact handwriting.”, Ms. Fleming: “Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.”, Veronica: “If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?” Veronica: “Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Memorable, but strange wisdom. Sidney Poitier’s 7 Most Memorable Performances, All Harry Potter Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Everything You Need to Know About the Snyder Cut of. J.D. Dedicated to your stories and ideas. Apparently, Christian Slater just reads killer. My afterlife is so boring. Sign up for the Thought Catalog Weekly and get the best stories from the week to your inbox every Friday. Bulimia’s so ’87.”, Heather Chandler: “You were nothing before you met me. That would be like Marlon Brando being mowed down by a streetcar affectionately called Stella. West! If you liked Reefer Madness, you would have loved it. Lick it up.”, Heather Chandler: “Is this a weak turnout or what? Let’s see, some mascara. Your answers indicate you’ve experienced symptoms commonly associated with HS. J.D. I can be up for that. I just got back.”, Veronica: “Well, it’s just like they’re people I work with and our job is being popular and shit.”, Veronica: “If you think I’m doing another suicide note you’re wrong!” Veronica: “Dear Diary: My teen angst bullshit now has a body count.”, Heather Chandler: “Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?”, J.D. Veronica: “Got what I wanted? J.D. I mean ask Alison; the number one song in America today is ‘Teenage Suicide, Don’t Do It’ by Big Fun. If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being. Veronica: “I was thinking more along the lines of slitting Heather Duke’s wrists open, making it look like suicide.” Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people "real life." Veronica's Dad: Goddamn, will somebody tell me why I read these spy novels. Lick it up, baby. is complicated. Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.”, Heather Duke: “Veronica, you look like hell.” Learn more about Thought Catalog and our writers on our about page. Let’s go get a slushie.”, Veronica: “If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn’t be a human. I said, you're beautiful. Producers felt he looked too nice for the part. Ask anyone in a Friday the 13th movie. - Heather Chandler "You were nothing before you met me. J.D. Heathers remains a kind of benchmark in contemporary cinema for bringing surreal intelligence into Hollywood films… The extreme always seems to make an impression. What Does The Rest Of 2020 — And The Decade — Have In Store For Kendrick Lamar? She said, yes. Production was actually lucky to get Shannen Doherty to say this line. 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Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west…wait, East. Take the quiz to see if your symptoms may be HS—a chronic inflammatory skin condition that may be linked to the immune system. What do you think I am gonna do with it take out her tonsils. You’re not a rebel you’re fucking psychotic!”, Veronica: “Heather, why can’t you just be a friend? Despite that carnage, Heathers is a movie for the ages and it is chock full of infinitely quotable gems. May 14, 2020 - Explore Meghan Migliaccio's board "Heathers quotes" on Pinterest. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west…wait, East. She said, yes. Society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think to bring upon itself. Jesus, man, Westerburg finally got one of these things, and I’m not gonna blow it.”, Peter: “Great, so Heather gets the front page and I get crammed in by the Taco Bell coupon.”. That’s about the least private thing I can think of.”, Veronica: “I say we just grow up, be adults and die.”, Veronica: “That knife is filthy.” Pilgrims, Indians, Tater Tots. Veronica: “Excuse me, I think I know Heather a little bit better than you do. To the other Heathers fans out there, you’re beautiful. : “Our love is God. Have your physical symptoms, such as sores, wounds, or pain, impacted your lifestyle or mental outlook? After completing this quiz, please talk to your dermatologist about your answers as soon as possible. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? All parents should be on board with loving their gay children, but it should happen before they are dead. Have you experienced tender, swollen bumps, either on or under your skin, that may produce foul-smelling liquid and scarring? Best Heathers Quotes. You were a Girl Scout Cookie.”, Heather Chandler: “I shop, therefore I am.”, J.D. Well at least you got what you wanted, you know? Some people need different kinds of convincing than others. See more ideas about Heathers quotes, Tumblr funny, Marvel jokes. Remember to visit a dermatologist once you've completed the quiz, and talk to them about your answers. : “What?” You were a Brownie. Submit your writing to be published on Thought Catalog. Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people 'real life.' I sound like a fucking psycho.” “Let’s pretend I blew up the school…all the schools. You should speak with a dermatologist about your answers to this quiz to get a proper diagnosis. And, if you are already asking people what their damage is, you are a hero. Sound off in the comments. Amen.”, Kurt’s Dad: “My son’s a homosexual, and I love him. (Christian Slater), and her own conscience after she and J.D. She was cast at 17 and had her mother with her on-set for the full shoot. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. God! : “Ah, right. Please note: This quiz is not meant to diagnose patients with HS.